If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Perjury

Revenge porn

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?

HIPAA violations

Trade secrets

And much, much more.

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

No freedom is absolute.

Revealing classified information

Insider trading

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

Conspiracy

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

False advertising

How was your first cuckolding experience as a husband?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Terroristic threats

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

Child pornography

Threats of violence

Fraud

Why do flat earthers exist?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Insurrection